SPOILER ALERT

TWEWY 2 will feature 75% more left curly hair squiggle.

neku—sakuraba:

You can tell Josh that my suggestion is completely logical.

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And he’s an ass for acting this way about it!

You can tell Neku that he is clearly projecting his poop-encrusted thought patterns onto my soundly assless personality. 

Well, you can tell Neku that his “suggestion” material belongs at the rock bottom of a manure-laced compost heap, with the rest of his poop ideas.

atarashi-coco-live:

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Maaaayyyybe~

Hehe, nah, not really. I was starting to get worried that you were like, lost in the sewers or something.

Oh, I assure you.

Come sewer sludge or high water, there is no getting rid of me. 

i-e-grand:

…Dammit…

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I… I didn’t want it to be like this… I’m so… I’m so sorry, Orange Hotness…

I know. I know.

I’m—going to miss his butt touchers. 

keybladeswagga:

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I’m sorry!! I’ve COMPLETELY RUINED CHRISTMAS. HAVENT I?

There is no Christmas in the ramen temple. 

atarashi-coco-live:

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I was wonderin’ when you’d notice. It’s like, been awhile, Josh.

My, I hope you haven’t been counting the days or anything.

keybladeswagga:

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I was supposed to be looking in ALPHABET soup?
oooohhhhh that explains it. 
I was sticking to princess noodles and straight ramen.
Please. forgive me.

Sora.

You should have known that! I sent you my signature smoke signals—through steam. Didn’t you think to divine for omens while boiling your noodles? Honestly …

i-e-grand:

…Are you gonna…

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Are you gonna have to amputate his butt-touchers?!

Yes.

I am afraid that we have come down to our final resort. Soon, the booty-compulsive menace that is Neku Sakuraba

will have touched his last butt.

keybladeswagga:

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No but I thought you would leave me messages in my noodles. 

Are you implying that you did not receive my noodlegrams?

Sora. Only the most—only the forsaken fail to perceive the wonder that is god’s alphabet soup Word! What have you been doing?

東京